skelezor:

if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1image

snorlaxatives:

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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

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every white euro model has the same story they were raised on the ancestral farm and one day while walking to the big city a scout told them they should model and then they went home to tell their parents (who are cousins) over a bowl of boiled potato and sour cream stew that they’re moving to paris


zenonzequel:

ALRIIIIIIGHT


simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!


shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*


k-0nflict:

Lmfaoo


zodiaccity:

Happy Birthday to all the Libras out there!!!!

dutchster:

*pushes*
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*door says pull*